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spiritsrequiem:

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess → Bosses

The stallord scared the shit out of me

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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jaclcfrost:

[hogarth voice] GET OUT OF HERE.. uh….. satan

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whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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It’s really ironic how much I hated the song “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry when i was eight.

Because I am actually so gay.

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toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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owlturdcomix:

Marvel should call any minute now.

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twitter | fb

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Our common goal was waiting for the world to end.

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a-timer-comics:

Adventure Time Issue #23 - Part 3

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therebemorefoolery:

WHY WOULD U SPEND MONEY ON MIRRORS THEN

It might be PB’s house

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

This post can get really scary if you think about it, and it’s probably still true.

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  • an episode of supernatural: a summary
  • person: screams
  • person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
  • person: well fuck
  • DUN DUN
  • ~supernatural~
  • sam: hey dean
  • dean: no sam i'll protect you
  • sam: uh
  • dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
  • sam: ok dean
  • sam and dean: we're cops
  • everyone: lol ok
  • sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
  • some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
  • sam and dean: wat about u
  • relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
  • sam and dean: no you didn't
  • relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
  • sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
  • later~
  • sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
  • dean: cheeseburger
  • sam: research
  • dean: diner food
  • sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
  • bobby: idjits
  • sam and dean: fight creature
  • creature: lol no
  • sam: it... not ded???? how???????
  • dean: sassy comment~
  • relative of dead: hey what's the haps
  • dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
  • relative of dead: WHAT
  • relative of dead: ok
  • sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
  • dean: i'll protect u
  • sam: .......................................................k
  • sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
  • dean: looking into the fire with passion
  • sam: dean wtf
  • dean: i don't want to talk about it
  • sam: ok-
  • dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
  • sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
  • dean: wow frick u sam
  • eric kripke: haha later bitches
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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via the-cosmic-coffee)

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